Letters to Non-Bots

I send so many letters to generic email addresses.

There is never a response.

It feels like these emails disappear into the ether of the interwebs.

As such, I am particularly proud of a recent piece of correspondence specifically crafted in an attempt to capture one’s attention and draw a distinction between bots and humans. I carefully wove a Star Wars analogy into the message and included a picture of Yoda.

I present, without further ado, the outputs of my efforts:


To be determined if a non-bot response is given…



4 days after issuing the message above , I did receive a reply from a non-bot via a “do-not-reply” email address. It was signed by a humanoid who goes by the name of Jennie. I was overjoyed.

Nothing like some spice and Star Wars analogy to elicit and encourage a response.



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